Dear Draughon:
 
This letter is designed out right for you to give to anyone who might be considering utilizing your services.
 
When I read letters like the one I am about to write, I usually say to myself, ‘I wonder what he did for that person to get him to write such a glowing testimony, he must be related to him’.  And here I am about to write such a letter.  But I am no relation to Draughon or his lovely wife, nor has he bribed me. (well, not yet).